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punkassliam:

The album isnt even out

sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

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woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING 

(Source: blowjcb, via why-dont-i-have-a-boyfriend)

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it
When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.   (via tiredestprincess)

(Source: africandogontheprairie, via why-dont-i-have-a-boyfriend)


inories:

Explain to me how my room is always messy if the only thing I do there is sleep

(via why-dont-i-have-a-boyfriend)

How I would narrate the Olympics
  • me: he's doing some athletic shit
  • me: and omg look at that butt

heliolisk:

heliolisk:

I wish this girl next to me would get her dumbass elbow off my side of tge armrest

Aha she moved and now my arm is glued onto this shit

(via why-dont-i-have-a-boyfriend)

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

(via why-dont-i-have-a-boyfriend)

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